Mom, dad... I'm gay

surprisedbitch:

me trying to flirt

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flyingbutt:

*takes photo of flowers with an iphone 5* im a photographer :)

(Source: barrackolli)

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

(Source: qlitterbabe)

cucumburlesque:

"hey, do you want the rest of my salad?"image

"how about some of my fries?"image

lunatoneitdown:

me as a sperm

lunatoneitdown:

me as a sperm

(Source: alannasmommy)

cheetahgirl69420:

Yes the proper way to hug a girl is to finger her aashole

cheetahgirl69420:

Yes the proper way to hug a girl is to finger her aashole

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

bagmilk:

i thought this bitch was like 12

bagmilk:

i thought this bitch was like 12

earthnation:

why is “jews love money” a stereotype

who doesn’t love money

what

Harry Potter: A Summary

Everyone: HARRY NO
Harry: HARRY YES

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

meatmodel:

wanna come over and watch me blog