Mom, dad... I'm gay
somesickhumor:

Jesus, put it away Scooby.

somesickhumor:

Jesus, put it away Scooby.

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

1 day agocoluringcollxxn 241,132 notes

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

1 day agopizzablastortoise 25,957 notes

redefiningbodyimage:

YES

1 day agolavie-enrougedoloresjaneumbridge 35,246 notes

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

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sloakan:

fatass-mcnotits:

perciwhale:

faeriefountain:

weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter:

Greatest intro to a porn ever. Technically SFW.

WHAT

omg

Those damn lemon whores

I wish I was a lemon

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Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
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Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape: ...Up to something.
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Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
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t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

1 day agosloakant-angy 24,009 notes

cannweseriouslyjusttnott:

shanemichael:

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

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ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

1 day agopopdoddieluivyxaur 194,494 notes
fyerflys:

ugh the burger

fyerflys:

ugh the burger

1 day agopopdoddielu 21,528 notes
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yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

1 day agocondomdoutzenkros 88,002 notes
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