Mom, dad... I'm gay

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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frankoceanfanclub:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

Ass eating goes hard so what’s your point

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fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

11 hours agobarackinthehousemissdontcare-x 108,996 notes
jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

11 hours ago420mcnuggetsjarley-puckerrose 58,177 notes
sarcarstic:

…………………….slime dog

sarcarstic:

…………………….slime dog

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unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

11 hours agoheyoarnoldfindingmy-feet 87,853 notes

fileformat:

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

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eludednightmares:


You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

eludednightmares:

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You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

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lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

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