Mom, dad... I'm gay

cokeproblem:

Ok so we are driving home and we pass a tough biker dude with a chihuahua on the back of his motorcycle wearing pink goggles

brandon-schwartz:

Taking matters into my own hands

brandon-schwartz:

Taking matters into my own hands

(Source: gaymboycolor)

lanturd:

"you shouldn’t eat mcdonalds it’s not health-"

ask-cosplay-kirkland:

orbitingasupernova:

homosexualwatercolors:

do you ever cry because you’re not british

tears of joy

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dammit America 

(Source: sonofabaggins)

spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI

(Source: too-gakuen)

Cosmo sex tip #368

jdm-lovr69:

flowintoabeat:

pappsmear:

valreee:

cosmo-sex-tips:

Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.

omg

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okay. this one is a win.

Hahahahahahhajajahaja

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000)

y1997:

slip ur hand up my skirt while we’re havin dinner w ur parents

(Source: losergirl97)

witchbat:

a comic i threw together earlier because i’m very stressed out

nowyoukno:

Now You Know these things didn’t happen anywhere near when you thought they did. (Source)

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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frozenfireflight:

toxicrants:

abyssiansoul:

time-is-dead-kids:

strong-plushrumps:

androgynous-image:

Genderfuck by Toyota, starring Stav Strashko ;)

Watch the commercial here

Finally androgyns are taken seriously.

WORK IT BABY.

son of a bITCH HES GORGEOUS

Uhhh, can I BE you, please?

I also like the look the model gives the camera like ‘and you were expecting another over-sexualised commercial with a half naked woman for your male viewing pleasure. Mind fuck bitches.’

Perverted bastard deserves it. This guy make dudes bend, ‘til the point of where the word “straight” isn’t a word in their dicti

(Source: katalepsja)

jackfrostftw:

what time is it

tumblr time

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procrastination